The Return of FOAF :The Next Generation

[WitchBoy]

A friend of a friend was flying from Gatwick to New York, Where she was due for liposuction treatment at a health clinic.
After eating a large amount of airplane food, she felt the need to go to the toilet. She entered the cubicle and locked the door behind her. On finishing, she pushed the flush lever but, unfortunately, her considerable behind had caused a seal around the toilet seat ring and she couldn't stand up.
But she had already pushed down the lever and the pressure caused her to be disembowelled.   ;D

[Gaheris]

That Sucks! Get it Sucks?  ;D ;D ;D

[Nemesis]

It indeed sucks ass ;D

[Freya]

Hmmmm... OUCH!  

[Teej]

And this is true?   :oMan oh man is that gross.


Teej

[GalleksieBunny]

[glow=purple,2,300]EESH!!

um...remind me to hold it in next time I'm on a plane... don't care how long...

well PLUR to everyone [/glow]

[Teej]

Hee hee I'll remind you if you remind me!


Teej

[WitchBoy]

the above story like all foaf ones are urban myths, based loosly on fact..but i have found a small newpaper clipping of a true plane sucker

nine year old Nwabisa Lusa, who was recently sucked down the toliet onboard a south african airways airbus A300. she was freed when the quick thinking pilot dived low enough to reduce the air pressure. and she was resued.

[Teej]

Ahh, how embarrassing!    I feel so sorry for that person!


Teej

[CatBreath]

oucha!
now think what the airplane company had to spend to cover up the first one
;D

[Freya]

Will there be any more??

[WitchBoy]

yeh.....i will find some more soon to add here  

[Freya]

[glow=red,2,300]Extreme!![/glow]  I'll await!!