Evil Plan Generator

[WitchBoy]

members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html


check this out, i thought it was funny  ;D


heres mine -

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armageddon Clock, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

;D

[Gaheris]

this is mine:


Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[GalleksieBunny]

ok well this is mine...

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[glow=purple,2,300]*giggles and smiles evily* that's right...I'm THAT hot...I can seduce the pope...*giggles again*
never underestimate the power of a REALLY big weather machine...
ok well now I just have this left to say: FUZZY BUNNIES!!!

well anywhoz....PLUR to everyone and kisses all around [/glow]

[Teej]

Ha ha that was fun.  But I canceled out of mine before I got to post it here  .  I'll just take it again.


Teej

[Nemesis]

Here I go, my objective is simple: I'll Destroy the Earth
My motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin my plan, I must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by my arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, I will Contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to me, begging to do my every bidding. My name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, I will Unleash your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me their new god.

;D

[sweet_dreams]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

That was fun!!!! Lol.  Kick ass Jason.  Hehehe  Very kewl  *huggles*  whahaha   me can be evil   ;D

[Jarkon]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.



(I LOVE this thing!)

[BrennaCeDria]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.