Post by Freya on Aug 12, 2002 2:58:49 GMT -5
Here's a nice story..for you males!! I don't know when it happened, so it's probably an old article..found it on the net..but I had to post it!!! Hope you guys enjoy it!! ;D
A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters down his pants learnt that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy. Police say that the 24-yer-old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorny creatures were finally removed when emergency medics pried them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically, it was a do-it yourself vasectomy." said the doctor. "The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time, but he will not be able to father children." The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital, where he is expected to remain there for three or four weeks. But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he will not be charged with any crime. "The guy's gone through enough pain." said the store manager. " I think he has learned it lesson. I doubt if he'll ever steal again."
A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters down his pants learnt that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy. Police say that the 24-yer-old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorny creatures were finally removed when emergency medics pried them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically, it was a do-it yourself vasectomy." said the doctor. "The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time, but he will not be able to father children." The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital, where he is expected to remain there for three or four weeks. But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he will not be charged with any crime. "The guy's gone through enough pain." said the store manager. " I think he has learned it lesson. I doubt if he'll ever steal again."
as if Id do such things.. 
I'm sorry...I feel soooooooo bad now... [glow=pink,2,300]SORRY![/glow]